Cash at Your Door in Kansas!

Cash at Your Door in Kansas!


– WE SENT ANDY ZENOR
TO OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS, TO SURPRISE THE MILLERS. CHRIS MILLER WROTE IN
ABOUT HIS WIFE, JAIME, WHO’S A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, AND CHRIS IS STILL A STUDENT. THEY’RE LIVING PAYCHECK
TO PAYCHECK, AND WE ARE ABOUT
TO SURPRISE THEM. WE’RE GONNA CHECK IN
WITH ANDY FIRST. ANDY, HI. [cheers and applause] YOU’RE WEARING
YOUR FANCY SHORTS. – YEP, GOT MY GOOD ONES OUT. – YEP. ALL RIGHT. HAVE YOU DONE
A JUICE CLEANSE EVER? – NO.
– NO. – NO. – A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE HAVE,
YOU KNOW. [line ringing] – HELLO? – HI, IS THIS JAIME MILLER? – YES, THIS IS JAIME MILLER. – HELLO, JAIME MILLER. ARE YOU A FAN OF
“THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW”? – UM, YEAH.
I’M, LIKE, THE BIGGEST FAN EVER. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HER SHOW. – OH, THAT’S WONDERFUL TO HEAR, BECAUSE YOU’RE TALKING
TO ELLEN DEGENERES. HI. – [screams] OH, MY GOD!
– HI, JAIME. – [screams]
– HI, JAIME. – WOW. – WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? – UM, I’M JUST AT MY APARTMENT
WITH MY HUSBAND. – OH, DOES YOUR APARTMENT HAVE,
LIKE, A BROWN DOOR WITH A WHITE FRAME AROUND IT
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? – UH…YEAH. – GO LOOK AND SEE–
WHAT DOES THE DOOR LOOK LIKE? – UM, OH, MY GOD. [rapping on door] [both scream] – HEY! LET’S PLAY CASH AT YOUR DOOR! – HI, CHRIS.
HI, JAIME. – WE’RE GONNA PLAY
CASH AT YOUR DOOR. I’M GONNA ASK YOU
SOME QUESTIONS. IF YOU GET IT RIGHT,
YOU KEEP THE MONEY. IF YOU GET IT WRONG,
YOU GO BACK TO ZERO. IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS,
YOU CAN ASK ELLEN. MAKE SENSE?
$1,000 PER QUESTION. YOU GUYS READY TO PLAY?
– YES. – OKAY, FIRST QUESTION. YOU TWO MET AT PENN STATE, WHOSE MASCOT IS
THE NITTANY LION. NAME A MOVIE
THAT FEATURES A LION. GO!
both: “THE LION KING.” – OKAY, THAT’S $1,000
RIGHT THERE. $1,000. OKAY. OKAY, PRETTY EASY, RIGHT? OKAY, HERE WE GO.
NUMBER TWO. YOU LIVE IN KANSAS, SO I KNOW YOU KNOW A LOT
ABOUT “THE WIZARD OF OZ.” IN THE MOVIE,
DOROTHY HAS RUBY SLIPPERS. IN THE BOOK, HER SLIPPERS WERE
A DIFFERENT COLOR. WHAT COLOR WERE THEY?
– IN THE BOOK? – YES, IT WAS A BOOK FIRST. – I THOUGHT THEY WERE RED.
– IN THE MOVIE THEY WERE RED. IN THE BOOK,
THEY’RE A DIFFERENT COLOR. – ASK ME.
– ELLEN? – YES, THEY WERE SILVER
IN THE BOOK. [Ellen’s voice echoes] – $2,000 RIGHT THERE! $2,000! WHOO-HOO! – NEXT QUESTION.
– OKAY, OKAY. JAIME, YOU’RE DOING GREAT.
STAY WITH ME, OKAY? YOU’RE A BIG FAN OF ELLEN,
RIGHT? – UM, A HUGE.
– HUGE–HUGE FAN. WHAT DOES SHE TOSS IN THE AIR BEFORE SHE WALKS OUT
ON EVERY SHOW? – IS IT A MINT?
A TIC TAC? – IT’S A MINT. IT’S A MINT.
$1,000! $3,000! WHOO-HOO! – YOU HAVE A MINT THERE
RIGHT NOW? I’LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER $1,000 IF YOU TOSS IT UP AND CATCH IT
IN YOUR MOUTH. – WE’RE NOT DONE!
WE’RE NOT DONE. WE NEED TO KEEP GOING.
WAIT. – DO YOU HAVE A MINT?
– I GOT A MINT. HERE YOU GO.
TAKE A MINT. – THE KEY IS, YOU HAVE
TO TOSS IT UP PRETTY HIGH, BUT MAKE SURE
IT’S A STRAIGHT LINE. – OH, BOY.
[laughs] – $1,000.
– OKAY, OKAY. – FOCUS. both: OHH! – WELL–
– DO IT AGAIN. – NOT THAT SAME ONE. THE SAME MINT? DID YOU GIVE HER
THE SAME MINT, ANDY? – THE FLOOR’S REAL–ELLEN,
THE FLOOR’S REALLY CLEAN. TRUST ME. $1,000!
WHAT ARE WE AT? $4,000? OKAY. MOVING ON. OKAY. HERE WE ARE. STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME. OKAY, JAIME, YOU WATCH “ELLEN”
ALL THE TIME, SO I’M SURE YOU KNOW WE’VE
PARTNERED WITH SHUTTERFLY ALL SEASON LONG. THEY’RE A WEBSITE THAT HELPS YOU
MAKE AN AMAZING PHOTO ALBUM. I’LL GIVE $1,000 IF YOU CAN FIND
A SELFIE ON YOUR CELL PHONE. GO! – ON MY PHONE?
– ON YOUR PHONE. WHILE SHE’S DOING THAT, CHRIS,
WE’RE GONNA CARRY ON, OKAY? – OKAY. – CHRIS, YOU’RE STUDYING
TO BECOME A CHIROPRACTOR, RIGHT? – YES.
– OKAY. WHO SINGS THE SONG
“BABY GOT BACK,” FOR $1,000? – “BABY GOT BACK”?
– ASK ME. ASK ME.
– ELLEN! – SIR MIX-A-LOT.
– SIR MIX-A-LOT. – THAT’S ANOTHER $1,000!
THAT’S $5,000! WHERE’S THAT SELFIE, JAIME? ALL RIGHT, JAIME, YOUR– – IS IT OKAY
IF MY HUSBAND’S THERE? – UH, THAT’S NOT REALLY
A SELFIE, ‘CAUSE THERE’S TWO OF YOU. – IT’S AN USSIE.
– IT’S AN USSIE. SHE WANTS A SELFIE.
KEEP DIGGING. OKAY, WHY DON’T YOU TAKE ONE
REAL QUICK? – OH, OBVIOUSLY.
– THERE WE GO. DOES THAT WORK, ELLEN? – YEAH, THAT’S CHEATING,
BUT THAT’S FINE. – [laughs] – [laughs]
– THAT COUNTS. OKAY, THAT’S ANOTHER $1,000
RIGHT THERE. WE’RE UP TO $6,000. OKAY. OKAY, NEXT QUESTION.
MOVING ON. WITHIN ONE INCH, HOW MANY INCHES IS IT
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SHORTS TO THE TOP OF MY SOCK GUARDERS? – WITHIN ONE INCH, RIGHT?
– WITHIN ONE INCH. – HE’S MEASURING WITH HIS ARM. I LOVE THAT. – UH… OH. – YOU GOT TO GUESS.
THAT’S $1,000, COME ON. – ONE, TWO, THREE… – IT’S A DAYTIME SHOW.
JAIME, IT’S A DAYTIME SHOW! I’M MARRIED!
– I WOULD SAY… 13 INCHES. – SHE’S GUESSING 13 INCHES. HERE, LET’S BE OFFICIAL
ABOUT THIS. HOLD THIS. – OH, THAT’S PROBABLY WAY OFF. – THAT WAS A FANTASTIC WAY
TO MEASURE. – 13 1/2.
THAT’S $1,000! – [shrieks] I KNEW IT WORKED! – SO, ANDY, WE’RE GONNA DO
A BONUS CHALLENGE. AND TELL THEM WHAT IT IS. – SO WE LOOKED
ON CHRIS’ FACEBOOK PAGE, AND APPARENTLY
HE’S A BIG BOWLER, SO I WENT TO–I WENT THROUGH
THE FRIDGE AND I PULLED OUT A BUNCH
OF CONDIMENTS HERE. AND WE’RE GONNA PUT HIM
TO A CHALLENGE. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CANTALOUPE
RIGHT HERE, ELLEN. SO YOU GET ONE ROLL.
KNOCK ‘EM ALL DOWN, CHRIS. – OKAY, GIVE HIM SOME SPACE. YOU GOT IT.
– AIM FOR THE KETCHUP! AIM FOR THE KETCHUP!
– YOU GOT IT! [all cheer] – HE DID IT! WHOO-HOO! – YOU DID IT! WE DIDN’T TELL YOU
WHAT YOU WERE PLAYING FOR. LOOKIT. JEANIE, JEANIE,
YOU’RE HILARIOUS. [laughs] WE DIDN’T TELL YOU–
EVERYBODY, BE VERY QUIET. WE DIDN’T–WE KNOW YOU HAVEN’T
BEEN ON A TRIP TOGETHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME, SO WE’RE GONNA SEND YOU
TO THE VILLA DEL PALMAR, CANCUN. YOU’RE GONNA GO
TO CANCUN, MEXICO. [cheers and applause] – THANK YOU!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! – AND YOU KNOW YOU WON $7,000
IN THE GAME. BUT SHUTTERFLY WANTS TO ROUND
THAT NUMBER UP TO $10,000, SO… [cheers and applause] – OH, MY GOD!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
THANK YOU! – THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH. – THANK YOU, CHRIS! I’LL SEE YOU HERE
WHENEVER YOU WANT TO BE HERE. YOU LET US KNOW,
AND WE WILL GET YOU HERE.

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