Hey everyone, Bitcoin here. I heard on
Twitter that Bitcoin was banned in India. I wouldn’t know because it hasn’t really
interrupted my travel plans. I beamed myself in through a block Stream satellite and I’m having a blast. If you’re ever here visiting the butter
chicken is particularly tasty. However, I have noticed a few concerning things since I’ve been here. There’s rampant homelessness. I got lost multiple times due to the visibility being so, so low, thanks to the air pollution. Uh, what else? A bum urinated on me and there’s a lot of people defecating in the streets. Anyhow, I’m a little confused about the Bitcoin ban because it seems like they have much
bigger fish to fry here in India. But, what do I know? I’m just a little coin.